Mama Said Knock You Owwwwwwt! – LL Cool J Takes Down Burglar In His HomeAugust 27, 2012
So there was LL Cool J, sleeping in his crib, when he was woken up by the home security alarm. He went to investigate; he found an intruder; he fought with the intruder; he brought him down; the police arrived; the intruder was taken downtown. The intruder had a broken nose, jaw and ribs. LL Cool J was unharmed. A scene from NCIS: Los Angeles? Naah! This was for real.
The intruder was a 56 year-old man who has an extensive rap sheet. Apparently, he could go down for a very long time under the three strikes rule. Meanwhile, LL Cool J, real name James Todd Smith, is acquiring a new fan base. And unlike many Hollywood stars and celebrities who play at being tough, he’s proven to be more hardcore than Chuck Norris.
Expect sales of Mama Said Knock You Out to go stellar, very soon:
Hey! Agents of Hollywood! Team him up with Samuel L. Jackson. Two badasses in one movie? It’ll be a box office smash! It’s a hit – a hit, I tell ya!