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		<title>Can You Smell The ‘Erb? Stupid London Drug Runner Walks Past Police Smelling Of Cannabis</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2013 23:51:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to my first stupid criminal post of 2013. It’s a while since I’ve written about inept felons. There were plenty of candidates vying for my attention, including the robbers in Australia who tunnelled their way to a jewellery store, only to surface in a KFC, and the prisoner in Sri Lanka with a mobile [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pienbiscuits.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8590007&#038;post=3405&#038;subd=pienbiscuits&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pie’s On Twitter!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 20:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>pienbiscuits</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m on Twitter… what have I done? After dancing around the idea and reading up on the pros and cons, I finally took the plunge late last year and signed up. It’s another avenue of blog promotion of course, but I also wanted to be part of the Twitterverse in general. There’s so much you [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pienbiscuits.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8590007&#038;post=3409&#038;subd=pienbiscuits&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hollywood Just Can’t Leave It Alone! Hansel And Gretel Rebooted</title>
		<link>http://pienbiscuits.wordpress.com/2013/02/28/hollywood-just-cant-leave-it-alone-hansel-and-gretel-rebooted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[fairty tale]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Grimmm's fairy tale]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was idly watching TV when this film trailer for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters came up in the ad break. It may be out in other countries already, but it’s coming to Blighty this week. Looks like the old Grimm’s fairy tale has been given the Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter treatment. Hansel and Gretel [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pienbiscuits.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8590007&#038;post=3353&#038;subd=pienbiscuits&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Beard? Hirsutes You, Sir!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Lewis has caused a stir. Their advertising campaign for the spring/summer menswear features a model with… a big bushy beard. It’s been called Hobo Chic and urban woodsman amongst the fashionistas. I couldn’t give a monkey’s arse about the labels: he looks great. John Lewis has played a blinder here. You’d usually find this [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pienbiscuits.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8590007&#038;post=3358&#038;subd=pienbiscuits&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Drunk Devon Man Attempts To Have Sex With An Ambulance</title>
		<link>http://pienbiscuits.wordpress.com/2013/02/20/drunk-devon-man-attempts-to-have-sex-with-an-ambulance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 20:37:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You read the title correctly, dear reader. A young man from Barnstaple, Devon, appeared in court after trying to have sex with an ambulance. Fuelled by drink and drugs (cannabis and amphetamine, if you’re interested), he started his seduction by setting fire to a packet of peanuts in a phone box. He then proceeded to [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pienbiscuits.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8590007&#038;post=3331&#038;subd=pienbiscuits&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>If You Haven’t Done The Harlem Shake, Where The Hell Have You Been?</title>
		<link>http://pienbiscuits.wordpress.com/2013/02/17/if-you-havent-done-the-harlem-shake-where-the-hell-have-you-been/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 18:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Internet is a dangerous place, ladies and gentlemen. I was innocently surfing through YouTube on my phone a couple of weekends ago, when I came across this: Take that! Lolcats. Begone! Psy. There’s a new meme in town and it’s called the Harlem Shake. Using a 30 second clip of the track Harlem Shake [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pienbiscuits.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8590007&#038;post=3305&#038;subd=pienbiscuits&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Oscar Pistorius Shoots His Girlfriend On Valentine&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>pienbiscuits</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I woke up this morning to the news that Oscar Pistorius, Paralympic champion and the most famous South African after Nelson Mandela, had shot dead his girlfriend at his home in a gated community in Pretoria. Initial reports said he might have mistaken Reeva Steenkamp, a model, for a burglar. I fought against jumping to [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pienbiscuits.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8590007&#038;post=3308&#038;subd=pienbiscuits&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Closing The Stable Door After The Horsemeat Has Bolted – This Scandal Just Keeps On Running</title>
		<link>http://pienbiscuits.wordpress.com/2013/02/12/closing-the-stable-door-after-the-horsemeat-has-bolted-this-scandal-just-keeps-on-running/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 16:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[burgers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Until a few weeks ago, the good people of Blighty had been chomping down burgers with not a care in the world. But thanks to news at the end of January that tests on processed beef burgers, sold in stores like Tesco and Iceland, showed traces of horse DNA, that world crashed. Arms were raised [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pienbiscuits.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8590007&#038;post=3283&#038;subd=pienbiscuits&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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