Where The Hell Have You Been?September 13, 2010
When I started this blog, I made a promise to myself that I would never put up an apology post. You don’t need to know, dear reader, that my fictitious cat was stuck in a tumble dryer and that I had spent the last six weeks helping it to work through its Post Traumatic Distress Disorder. But you will need to know this: quite simply I’ve been working a lot recently (hurrah!) and three hours of travel a day, meaning I have to get up before I go to bed (early) doesn’t leave time to do very much in the evenings. I don’t do short posts, which is why I’d be rubbish on Twitter. I like to take time to craft my little gems and time is something I don’t have right now. But I won’t be beaten. My bitty and half written posts will be here, shiny, brand new and complete before the end of this week.
If you’re still with me, I thank you for your patience. There’ll soon be plenty of freshly baked pies to feast on. Don’t overdo it though. I don’t want you to be sick. I don’t have a bucket and I’m not cleaning up after you. You have been warned.