Gaddafi loves Condoleezza!August 30, 2011
It looks like it’s all over for Col Muammar ‘mad dog’ Gaddafi. The rebels took over his compound last week and found many treasures. But the thing that will bring his ridicule to new heights is the discovery of a photo album dedicated to… the former Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice. Yeah. That’s what I thought too.
Colonel G is bang in love with Condi, so it would appear. The album contains photos of the pair during a visit to Tripoli in 2008, including some of a late night dinner date with Ms Rice (well, you do what you gots ta, to get some oil, doncha?). Apparently, before they even met face to face, as Ms Rice was to be the first senior American diplomat to visit Libya for 55 years, Gaddafi was already a fan, telling an al-Jazeera interviewer in 2007 that: “I support my darling black African Woman. I admire and am very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders. Leezza, Leezza, Leezza. I love her very much.” Aawww, bless.
Gaddafi is not the only one to have fallen for her charms. According to Metro, one of our own politicians, here in the UK was said to be rather giddy in her presence. Former British foreign secretary Jack Straw was mocked mercilessly for ditching his glasses after they began working together. “Why, Straw! You really are a Superman” declared Condoleezza, breathlessly. And then he woke up.
Wow, Condi – I had no idea you had this affect on the men in politics. Must’ve been the straight suits, the helmet hair and the hard talking. You were Bush’s secret weapon and he didn’t see it – the numpty!