Archive for the ‘Royal baby 2013’ Category


The Royal Baby Is Here, In Case You Didn’t Know.

July 23, 2013

It’s been very quiet on the royal baby front these past few months. Even the tat attached to these events, which you know I love to gently mock, had been in short supply. That was until early Monday morning, when the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, also known as Kate and William, went into St Mary’s Hospital in Paddington, because the baby was now ready to say hello to the world. The sycophancy and slew of royal baby related tat hit us with the force and fury of a dodgy curry left out overnight and eaten for breakfast, subsequently welding us to the toilet, while we cry out for it all to stop.

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This is your life, son. Get used to it.

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A Royal Baby Is Coming – The Sycophancy’s Already Here!

December 4, 2012

A new British royal will soon be with us. Kate and Wills, or to use their official titles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, are to be parents – Great news! Kate’s extreme morning sickness putting her in hospital has forced the royal hand to announce the pregnancy early. The good people of Blighty, however, are ecstatic. This is just the uplift the nation needs in these recessionary times.

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Get ready world, I’m coming!

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